Why I'm Glad I'm NOT Famous

I haven't written a post in a long time, as I've been busy making the transition back to going to school all week, instead of sitting and doing nothing all day during Christmas vacation.  However, I have watched some good movies, an award show or two, and follow celebrity accounts on social media.  By seeing these beautiful, talented, and rich men and women literally all over the place, it is only normal to be a tad jealous of famous people from time to time.  But not I.  You see, friends, not everything celebs experience should be envied; there are also some really annoying things that come with being famous.  Nope, despite the seemingly amazing life these celebrities lead, I am extremely satisfied with my own.  And here are just a few reasons why (Note: This post is for fun.  I am not belittling acting or singing as a meaningful profession!)


1. I don't get special privileges on the train

I love that the hundreds of people that take the train every day don't show me mercy as we all try to get on the vehicle at the same time.  It's every man or women for themselves, so any "gentle" or "accidental" shoving and elbowing that I experience in order to fight for a good seat is extremely normal.  Why would I want to be able to get on the train first, eliminate conflict, and choose any seat I want, just because I was a famous actress or singer??  And if I was a famous person, I'd probably have to get a limo or a slick black car and ditch the train altogether.  What a terrible thought...

2. I get to do my own hair and makeup 

I only look decent about 2% of the time, but that's entirely by choice.  I don't need a skilled professional to create trendy hairstyles and makeup product combinations so I would never have to worry about looking like a Sasquatch ever again.  If I wanted to, I could totally whip up a gorgeous hair and makeup look that would be just as good and even better than any Hollywood artist.  I just...choose not to...

3. I don't have to receive countless Twitter and Instagram notifications

The Kardashians each get hundreds to thousands of likes on their pictures every second and who wants that?  I mean, all those people telling me how much they love me, how beautiful I am, and that they wish I'd be their friend; ugh it would be too overwhelming.  I guess I'm just saying I don't think I could handle being showered with compliments 24/7.  In fact, I'm happy with my 11 Instagram likes, ok?

4. I don't have to dress up to watch award shows

All the celebrities get dolled up in their gowns and suits for the Golden Globes, Oscars, Grammys--you name it.  But what's watching these shows while wearing some elegant designer gown that accentuates my personally trained figure, compared to the luxury of laying in bed in my pajamas and stuffing my face with popcorn, chips and pizza?  I know what your answer is.  I'm sure as a talented celebrity it would be exciting to be in the presence of other stars, and take part in the live festivities.  However, not everyone at these shows can win an award, and as far as I'm concerned, being snuggled up in bed always makes me a winner.

5. I won't have to get offended if a store clerk looks at me like I can't afford anything

Because chances are, I'll walk into the store, she'll look at me, I'll look back at her, a moment of silence will pass, and then we'll both laugh and laugh about how broke I am.  As we wipe our tears, she'll escort me out and lock the door behind me.  And that's okay, because I'll probably never intentionally surround myself with things more valuable than my net worth again.

6. I don't have to make my followers feel bad with updates on my fabulous life

I don't jet set to Bora Bora or Europe, I don't go to concerts or perform at concerts, and I don't know Leonardo DiCaprio personally.  But can you imagine if I did?  I would just make my followers feel bad that I was doing so many fantastic things, while all they could do is double-tap or retweet from their iPhones.  And the last thing I want to do is make my followers uncomfortable or upset.  This is obviously the main reason why I don't partake in such activities as taking private vacations and posting selfies with my movie star besties.  Consider me doing you all a favour by not rubbing anything in your faces.


Why are you glad you're not famous?


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